According to them, shopping for a sexy toy is like dating. There are many options and opportunities but also more disappointment than you can handle. When you're dating, you can have a conversation with someone you like. Finding the right pleasure product can be difficult and expensive. While it is possible to have an amazing orgasm without being a genius, it does require some industry knowledge to navigate the market. Although manufacturers make a name for their self by selling millions of units each year, sometimes these sales are aided by misinformation, trial-and-error, or ignorance. We make these scumbags work harder for our money.

Current sex industry is valued at $15 billion, which equals approximately $150 for every American adult. Its profit margins increase with each purchase that you and I make. These margins are then used to create new models and improve the customer's experience. Participating in this expanding venture is a wonderful idea. However, it's important to ensure you are in the right place. Your orgasms can be considered an investment. They are not part of your 401k, which I don't understand why.

We all want the best sexual experience possible, so we are willing to spend a lot of money on high-tech sex machines. These items can run into the thousands, and no one wants to spend that much money on expensive luxury items unless they are willing to suffer punishment or get in on some corporate fin-dom shit. To get the best bang for your buck, it's a good idea to become a sex-toy-know-it-all. They will try to tell what you want. They will claim they have the answers. You (or your partner) will have to decide what is the best way forward in this situation.

What it is ?

A person cannot buy something if he or she doesn't understand it. Let's say, for example, you are looking for a sports vehicle and someone offers to sell you a minivan. You don't know the difference between them so you fall for the salesperson and drive off in a soccer mobile. Before you realize what you have done, the street race has ended and your friends are laughing at you. This is a common mistake that I have seen many times. My advice is to educate yourself about the definition of a "sex toy" and to then learn more about the current market. You could also face the consequences if you are ignorant. You have the option to choose. The following definitions can be used to describe a sextoy or "marital aid" for those who care about their self-worth and value the work of industry innovators.

"A talisman or device that is used to facilitate sexual pleasure in humans"

Strangely, Wikipedia is the best source for describing a modern pleasure device. This is because the medical sciences' inability to accept female and male sexuality norms has finally bit their researchers in the arse. You can use any toy for sex, whether it's common household items or sophisticated machinery that is specifically designed for the purpose. However, I recommend sticking with man-made items as the goal of the shopping trip is not to disappoint.

People had to go to the doctor before the 1960's sexual revolution. This was assuming that they were diagnosed with hysteria, or insomnia. Before that, people made fuck sticks from bone, stone, and chalk. Manufacturers have had to produce more acceptable products ever since the 1980's, as fruits, vegetables and apple pies are no longer accepted. The average consumer has the freedom to choose from a variety of sex toys that include (but are not limited to) these sophisticated types.

  • Dildos
  • Vibrators
  • Cock rings
  • Clamps for Nipple/Clit
  • Penis Strokers
  • Pussy Suckers
  • Butt Plugs
  • Prostate Massagers
  • Clitoral stimulators
  • Electrostimulation (E-stim) Gear

Your high-end devices will feature extra-realistic features and ergonomic dimensions. They will also have user-friendly functionality. The term "sex toys" can also be used to describe specialized positioning furniture, body-restraining devices, and performance-enhancing machines like penis pumps or extenders. The lubes and cleaning supplies, as well as accessories, condoms and condoms that you will most likely use with them, are not included.

The Most Common Features
The market for personal satisfaction is vast today, but you need to be able recognize a good sexy toy when it's there. Your lack of industry knowledge is what will make you a brand ambassador. You could walk up to me right now and have a homemade fifi in your hand, but you won't be able to tell the difference between it and the bullshit being passed on to unsuspecting consumers. How does that make your feel? You feel like a fool. If I was you, I would be familiar with these features and not settle for anything that doesn’t have at least one of them.

Material that is skin-safe 
These days there are many hypoallergenic sex toys, especially after the harrowing experience with latex, parabens, and phthalates. There are still devices that may contain latex or phthalates, but they are almost completely eliminated. Decent devices must be covered with or made from a skin safe substance that is gentle on the skin. Before allowing a toy to come into contact with your skin, make sure you read the label.

TIP: Playthings made from safe materials like TPE, polyvinyl chloride, PVC, stainless steel, tempered glass or a patented blend of polycarbonates are safer. People with allergies to nickel or gold may be concerned about precious metal products.

Ergonomic Dimensions
Ergonomics refers to how objects interact with the human body. Practically everything in modern society has been redesigned or designed to incorporate proper ergonomics. Sex toys are no exception. There are now ideal shapes, sizes, and weights everywhere. There is something for everyone in this country, including Dick, Harry, and Tom. Mobility issues are also no longer a problem as manufacturers continue to create new, hands-free pleasure devices that can be used by all.
TIP:Avoid devices that are too large, heavy or complicated for average users. Remember that sexual climax can cause a significant decline in your cognitive abilities and physical strength.

Anatomical Correctness
This is probably something you already know, but let's recap: A good sex toys should be able to meet the needs of the person using them. Male sex toys almost always have a spot for the penis and a comfortable shaft for anal insert. The same comfortable shafts that are used for the boys' devices can be used to pinpoint the clitoral and g-spot locations in female devices. Depending on the marker's creativity, both can have tailorable functions. There are some similarities, but the key idea is to find something that fits your anatomy (even though it may change at any time).

TIP: Buy sex toys that are specialized only if you and your partner are 100% certain about the sensations you want. Unless they arrive damaged, most pleasure products are non-refundable.

You can create your own custom-made sentiments
These new-fangled gadgets are far more fun than old-fashioned and/or homemade sex toys. The old tired sons and daughters of bitches could only offer a few moderately enjoyable sensations. Today's gadgets allow users to explore every inch of their sexual desires. Guys and dolls now have the ability to express their deepest desires via integrated vibrations and self-heating cores as well as automatic motors and auto-heating cores. They can also use thrusting shafts and squirting balls. It's no longer enough to just have sex or masturbating. People want to show off their penises and sexy genitalia like they're going to be the star of an MTV special.

TIP: Talk openly with your partner to discover the types of sensations that you are looking for. You don't need a partner to create your dream erotica scene.

Clear Instructions for Users
Although your Amazon prizes and homespun humpers might be very cheap, they almost never come with any instructions from the manufacturer. You get either a pamphlet in another language, or none at all. All legitimate sex toys come with clear, well-written instructions from a responsible, transparent manufacturer. It is possible to find these instructions in multiple languages. You should not buy or use sex toys without adequate information. One mistake could endanger your entire day.

TIP: Look out for companies that provide a minimum of a one-year warranty and/or coverage for any factory defects. Avoid doing business with manufacturers that do not offer responsive customer service.

Some Not-So-Common Bonus Features for Sex Toys

While the industry has many common features, it is the market disruptors that make the most impact on how we buy. It's probably a smart idea to mention the additional bells and whistles that you will likely find when searching for the perfect pleasure product. These high-tech luxury features transform ordinary objects into Cadillacs of kink (and are multiplying at the speed light right now).

Teledildonics
This invention allows two or more sex toys to work together. The device is usually controlled by a preprogrammed sequence of performance modes, or with a standard Bluetooth connection or mobile data plan. Teledildonics allows for real-time play as well as a richer interactive experience.

NOTE Toys that use this technology almost always require an additional purchase to be compatible with other equipment.

Artificial Intelligence
The Autoblow A.I. is only used on a few devices. The world's first artificial intelligence, the Autoblow A.I. is able to give the device more flexibility without the need for manual input. It works much like a robot arm. However, no surgery is required. A.I. can control the performance of machines by switching their modes automatically or pressing a button. Toys are also able to sense when it is time to make a change, which can lead to more orgasms.
NOTE: This type of technology requires practice to "learn" from the user.

Motion Sensors
Some devices have motion sensors built in that work with any teledildonics or artificial intelligence technologies. This intuitive feature is easily activated or disabled to increase the realistic experience of masturbatory experiences. It usually takes into account the close proximity of the lovers (meaning only close-range). Many brands use patented SenseMotion technology in their luxury sex toys collections.
NOTE: Toys that use this technology require two or more devices to allow for real-time play.

Sync-to Music
While some may not like this feature, many consumers love their ability to rock out with their cockout or jam out with their clams. Devices that have Sync-toMusic capabilities can create a new type motion in your ocean. This is possible because the music on your playlist changes every time you play it.
NOTE: Toys that use this technology require an appreciation for music. Let your partner take care of that.

It doesn't make a person a bad person or make them a sellout. It makes you a super woke bro who can now understand and digest what other less privileged societies cannot. Many people still believe that sex toys can only be used by the lonely and the dumb, which is a mistake. Let's not forget that market sales aren't a lie. Let's find out what I mean and who the coolest kids are.

Find out Who Uses Them
The world is vast and beautiful, full of variety but also predictable enough to sustain life. Some of the most important inventions of all time have been due to our species' insatiable desire for the practical. High-quality sex toys are now part of our daily lives and more people use them every day than we could have ever imagined. A majority of Americans have at least one sex toy in their bedroom, according to studies. Do you fall into one of these eight sex toys user groups?

Men
Many people believe that masturbators are most passionately populated by men. Some say that 90% of them jerk off, while 10% lie. It may be funny, but it could actually be true. Modern science has recently discovered the importance of men getting regular ejaculation. This has led to a boom in male sex toys and a significant improvement in men's health. Peyronie's Disease and erectile dysfunction sufferers are now getting involved.

Women
According to a poll, nearly half of all sex-toy users are women. Contrary to the long-held belief, women love sex just like men. It can take them up to 20 minutes for orgasm to happen. However, modern-day sex toys know that their climaxes tend to be much more intense than those of men. It turns out that girls want to have fun so there are plenty of female-friendly freak-aleaks. The world is a better place for it.

Couples
You will use sex toys, regardless of whether you are gay, straight, or somewhere in-between, if you want your partner to be happy. Sometimes our fantasies and physical abilities do not always align, so we have to look outside of ourselves in order to create truly amazing sensations. This is a fact of life, kids. Most mature couples understand it. It's a fact that more people are able to indulge in personal pleasure products when they're involved in a committed relationship, than when they aren't.

Lovers of long-distance relationships
Due to increased popularity of online dating, manufacturers have seen a rise in demand for interactive devices. This is because of the propensity of couples towards greater intimacy and safer kink. People have long desired to feel the emotions and sexual arousal of others without resorting to adultery. However, it has not always been possible. Fuck sexting, and taking sexy pictures. Real-time VR sessions and live performances are now part of the norm thanks to clever sex tech combinations and an accepting society.

Singles
You don't need to respond to the lusts in your relationship with a lot of sex. This is an old-fashioned saying that has been widely recited. The same tools that long-distance lovers and couples use can be used by singles today. There are many options for singles, including self-driven machines and virtual-reality compatible interfaces as well as specialized mounts and sexy-friendly positioning furniture. Twerking butts and thrusting cocks are all available. Once you see the options available, it's almost impossible not to think twice about returning to the dating scene.

Stamina Trainers
Guys, your average time in bed is between 5 and 7 minutes. Women take around 20 minutes to achieve orgasm. This is so you can slow down, take your time and improve your bedgame. It should be clear why today's market has so many products for stamina training masturbation. The concept of shared sexuality was finally understood and we have created a multitude of lines to support it. Nature, premature ejaculation, and erectile dysfunction can't stop this.

Sexual Health Experts
Erectile dysfunction affects more than 3 million men in America alone. Experts know that the proper use of sex toys can treat or reverse this problem. They're also working with device designers to develop corrective products that create erotic pleasures and boost confidence, enhancing intimacy between couples. Experts are known to recommend things such as penis pumps, vibrators, penis extenders, penis pumps and performance enhancement supplements to improve the patient's response to sexual stimuli.

Post-Op Patients
Many men fear the end of their sex lives after having prostate surgery. It's not true. Most doctors will try to minimize damage to your penis' nerve endings. This allows you to continue living a happy and healthy life. Doctors will often recommend specific types of manual masturbation and high-end, customizable, sex toys. Some contraptions can even be covered by insurance and/or made available through the manufacturer.

You're not the only person who enjoys playing with toys. Even though you are a fully-fledged adult with responsibilities and bills, there is still time to play. Now that you aren't feeling like a leper and have an idea of what's available, we can start narrowing down the best of the crop. These things aren't all the same. What would you think if someone said this about your dick/pussy/assy? That's exactly what I thought.

Find out What to Look For
Knowing what to look out for and what not to buy is the key to your success when shopping for sex toys. The "The Gauntlet" part of your lesson will require you to remove a few items from your shopping list before we can move on. We're making these branded bastards earn our hard-earned cash. This isn't going to be a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am situation for either one of us, but at least you've got the power of choice. They have clever advertising strategies and lots of exposure. The following points will help you see through their bullshit.

Materials
I get what you are thinking. Being a material girl seems so 1989. It's understandable, but it is important to check the sleeves and covering of any sex toys you are about to purchase. Trust me, ignoring this important detail will not get you anywhere. You don't know how sensitive your skin really is until you use a man-made pleasure device to douse it. It's not the right time to show a rash or to talk about allergies the next day. Before you spend any money, make sure to read the label.

The Dimensions
It doesn't matter if you insert a sextoy into yourself, or if you insert yourself into a toy. Although tight orifices may sound like a good idea for men with large dicks, it might be a bad idea to use sex toy in your own body. Dimensions include the size and weight of the device, so don’t be tempted to buy something too bulky or awkward just because you think it will be fun. This is where mobility limitations should be considered. It's also a good idea to consider any potential partners and their limitations.

The Features
Although the features of a sex toys are often the first thing shoppers see, it's not the best way. Next, examine the performance modes and ergonomics. You can avoid disappointment by choosing only those features that are practical for your lifestyle. Don't buy an electrostimulation flogger if you or your partner are not into BDSM. Instead of looking for something that will make you look cool, choose products that are practical and not just fashionable. Look for products with specialized textures, control interfaces, variable performance, temperature enhancements, and other such things.

Compatibility
Sometimes, choosing the right sexual toy can be difficult, especially if you are looking to use your device with another person or involve a partner. Compatibility is important, but there are many things to take into consideration. Your new plaything should be able to withstand the demands of your love life. This could include being used in sex scenes, performing syncing, using a high-tech device, or even being used alongside other sensory enhancements such as butt plugs and blindfolds. You should be aware that bedroom compatibility may require additional investments. You can also open your 401kink, sexies.

The Design
It is so frustrating when customers make it this far, only to have their hopes dashed by nitty-gritty technicalities at the end. Many sex toys manufacturers make highly interactive products, but don't mention that they can be expensive. Be prepared for a flood of messages and incomplete packages. Although it is possible to save money by buying your products in a set, this is not always feasible. Avoid heartbreak and avoid bankruptcy by selecting sex toys that require minimal equipment in order to reach their full potential. Or, you can spend your entire money on upgrades and hope for a home that you will be able to return to.

Before I go on to the next point, one last thing: Pay attention to which brands are in your basket. They matter more than you think. Some brands work well together, while others are natural rivals. Fleshlight has taken a liking the inventory of the Kiiroo people, but the LELO brand is interactive on its own and rarely syncs with anyone outside its family. You don't have to use something you don't like because you didn't read the fine print.

Know Yourself

Manufacturers won't admit it, but many of them rely on consumers stupidity to sell their stock. Their marketing teams create attractive advertisements to convince us to spend our money even though we are far from our comfort zone. Although experimentation is a welcome thing in the average home, no one wants to be surprised while making their protein shake. You'll need to be sure that everything is predictable before you spend any money or add anything to your bank account.

Your intentions
Masturbation requires that you or your partner can reach a successful climax, and do so safely. If you don't know your goal, it is impossible to achieve any of this. Do you come here for the pleasure of it? Are you looking for a way to improve your stamina and intimacy? What frequency are you going to do this type of thing? How far do you want to take it? These questions will help you get started and point you in the right direction.

Your skin type
Science has identified five skin types worldwide. My math shows that you need to consider your skin type before choosing a sextoy, its material, or masturbation method. This makes the task three times more difficult than you thought. It also makes it harder for manufacturers. I promised you that we would make them work for our money. Find out if you have skin allergies or sensitivities. Then, avoid any accessory or device that may contain them. Keep plenty of skin-safe condoms. We have warned you.

Your Lifestyle
Masturbation is an art form that can be considered erotica. It is important to do it right and at the right time. It can ruin an otherwise wonderful experience. This is especially true if you live with others or wish to call the captain from the comfort of your own living room. You should be aware that some methods and machines are not designed for this kind of thing. Consider the children and how often you travel. Also, don't forget storage. You'll eventually have to stop touching your body.

Your skills and equipment
You won't want to be able to touch the beef with your naked hands so you will need to have some basic skills. You may need to purchase additional pleasure gear for sex toys. Masturbation requires patience and plenty of lubrication. Take stock of the tools that you already have. Do you think any of these tools will help you have the orgasms that you want? What about the gadgets you're interested in? Are there any devices that require special equipment in order to be used as directed by the manufacturer? Find out where you stand now.

Your Limits
Everyone has "that one thing" that they aren't willing to do in any circumstance. These are known as hard limits. People also have their own set of boundaries, called their soft limits. These should be taken into consideration. Knowing your personal boundaries is the best way for you to stop clever marketing from getting traction in your bedroom. What good is an anal masturbation device if you don't even want to play backdoor? Even better, why purchase a sex device when you can just wax the crescent with your hairy hands? It all comes down to where you want to go and how to get there.

Masturbating is an individual activity that should be focused on you and your needs and not the profits margins of manufacturers. Knowing these details about yourself will make it more difficult for unscrupulous businesses to exploit you. It will also raise the bar on trusted brands, as they create better devices. When you see it this way, it's a win-win for everyone.

Be aware How to Use it
You can never be disappointed when masturbating. This is because you know how to use the tools that you have, whether they are your hands, your palms or your favorite sex toys. Let's say that you have mastered the manual stroke and are ready to take your mature sex skills to new heights, such as jerking with sophisticated sex toys. It will require some basic knowledge, but it is not difficult because most brands try to make products that are user-friendly.

It doesn't matter what, you should at least read the instructions from the manufacturer. You and your partner can get to know the key components and features of each device. Owner's manuals can often be found online at the manufacturer's website. You can also print a pdf version of these manuals to review before you buy. You can also ask about warranties, return policies, and warnings that could affect how you use it. You can also read honest consumer reviews to see what others have to say. It won't hurt.

If you purchase products that include a quality guarantee, it is important to register them within 30 days. Otherwise, the warranty may be void. Even if your purchase is large or heavy, make sure you have a place for it to be stored. Look for something that comes in its own container, or has at least one made available by the manufacturer. As always, make sure to get a lubricant compatible with your toy's material. This is a quick guide that will help you get by.

Oil-based
These lubes can be very long-lasting and silky to touch. They also moisturize the skin. These lubricants are commonly used for masturbation and anal sex, but the hypoallergenic version can also be used for vaginal penetration. However, oil-based lubricants can stain fabrics and don't wash away easily. They may also not react well with certain skin types or sex toys.

Silicone-based
These lubes last a long time because they are water-resistant, but it's also difficult to wash off. Although silicone lubes aren't known to stain fabrics, some can moisturize the skin. However, they may not be compatible with silicone sex toys. They can also cause damage to the materials if used improperly. These products are almost always hypoallergenic.

Water-based
These lubes offer consumers the best of both the worlds. They have a long-lasting formula that is gentle on the skin, non-staining, and compatible with all sex toys. Manufacturers recommend water-based products for this reason. Some even send a small sample with their products. Start with H2O to get the best results and refine your approach.

It seems like sex toy ownership is a complex process that involves many small details. This was not going to be an easy task. Once you have chosen the right device, the simple part begins. Even then, it is important to have the right tools and supplies in order to avoid any problems. Simply put, you must know how to use your sex toys in the right way. Or else you will suffer the same fate as many other unlucky bastards.

Know Proper Sex Toy Etiquette
It would be nice if sexy toy etiquette didn't come into play after you get the device out of its box. But you could not be more wrong. It's important to be able to enjoy your device responsibly after spending a lot of money. These tips can be helpful and you should incorporate them into your session.

Keep it clean and classy
Have you ever tried masturbating using a filthy toy? It's pointless and dangerous, not to mention dangerous. Your device could harbor millions of bacteria at any one time. It is a good idea to clean your toys after each use. For more information, consult the owner's manual. You will need to rinse the device under warm, clean water using a mild, non-abrasive, hypoallergenic soap. Before storing the device, let it dry completely.

Avoid Caution and Swap
Some sex toys can be used for anal stimulation as well as vaginally stimulation. I fully understand this. I understand the importance and consequences of sexual negligence. Although they say that you should never touch your mouth, what they don't mention is how you shouldn't touch your pussy, or at least not without washing the device thoroughly. While it may be tempting to keep the temperature high for a while, failing to do so can cause serious disappointment later. Brothers and sisters, be careful.

Start small
Who said that you had to start with the most sexy sex toys on the market? This not only puts people in danger, but can also damage the reputation of otherwise good manufacturing companies. This is not a race or a competition to see who can withstand the greatest internal/external pressure. This is a journey towards mind-blowing pleasure. You should allow the situation to be adapted to your anatomy and not to dangerous social standards.

Talk to your Partner
When shopping for sex toys, communication is key. It's almost impossible to find anything when you don’t have an honest conversation with your date. Etiquette in erotica requires that you and your date talk about your needs, wants, and limitations. This can result in the purchase of a useless product or the start of an argument. There are plenty of shared orgasms, so there is no need to waste your time.

Combos and Kits Available
A little-known tip to avoid disappointment when shopping for new sex toys is to buy prepackaged products as part of a combo or kit. You have more options for pleasure and experimentation. Plus, you can save money on accessories, spare parts, and compatible devices. You should remember that not all sex toys can be sold in this manner. This way, if the device isn't performing well, you can either move on or change your approach without having to spend a lot of money again.

That keyword is money. This seems to be the main motivator for both the manufacturer and the consumer in this dispute. It is important to strike a balance between the amount of cash they want to take and how much you are willing to spend. The cost of something shouldn't be the deciding factor in deciding whether you want to buy it. There are many ways to save some money while still enjoying this wonderful world.

Know your budget
It will keep the wolves away if you are firm about your spending limits. You should make sure that your budget can accommodate the following items. They are often necessary and not included in the initial price.

  • Feature Upgrades
  • Spare Parts
  • Replacment Pieces
  • Cleaning supplies
  • Personal Lubricants
  • Storage containers
  • Mounting Accessories
  • Equipment for Sex Tech
  • Mobile Data Plans
  • Secure Internet Connections
  • Online Porn Database Membership Plans
  • Compatible Devices for Couples' Play

Register any warranties that may be included with your sex toys. Some coverage plans can pay for replacement pieces, storage containers, and cleaning supplies. No matter what, don't allow the manufacturer to force you to spend more than you can afford. Also, avoid buying anything from any merchant that isn't affiliated with the brand or a respected dealer in the industry. If the device arrives damaged, there is no money-back guarantee.

Final Thoughts
It's great to be the proud owner a kick ass sex tool. There are many options and plenty of time so don't rush to make a decision. Make sure you do your research on the device and consult customer service with any questions. You should measure your monkeys before you purchase them. Also, be aware that the manufacturer may not provide replacement policies if they are purchased at a local adult entertainment shop.